We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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