Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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