summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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