At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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