There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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