Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
