I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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