My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Never joke about your clitoris.
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