and you said cock pushups were impossible
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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