his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
Randomize
