Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Shame - the story of my life.
Randomize
