I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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