Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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