it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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