Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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