Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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