He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You can make out without kissing
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