Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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