she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize