Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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