when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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