There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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