at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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