There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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