I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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