Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
