just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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