You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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