what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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