Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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