so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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