If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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