I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
do herpes really smell.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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