: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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