If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Randomize