I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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