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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
