so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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