yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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