should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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