So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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