and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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