yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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