wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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