Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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