I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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