a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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