Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
And then he peed in my hair
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