I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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