If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Randomize
