He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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