That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I got inside last night via doggy door
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