Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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