Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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