If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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