bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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