what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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