If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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